I like being socially akward and doing hood rat things.

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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12 hours ago

conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

(via toodamnsarcastic)

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12 hours ago
Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


Answer:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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12 hours ago
me:why don't i have friends
me:why am i so lonely
me:*is rude*
me:*has the neutral facial expression that's equivalent to a serial killer's*
me:*doesn't try to make plans with ppl*
me:*sleeps past 12 like every free day i have*
me:*is awful at carrying on a conversation*
me:*is me*
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1 day ago
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