no really i’m funny i swear please stay
(via pizza)
When your non-theatre friends are talking about how much free time they have
You’re like
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes

sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person
i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
(via pizza)
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
(via t-henardier)
red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror
(via thedoctoris24601)
“I’m not in the musicals fandom,” I whisper as I obsessively scroll through the tags of about five different musicals at once, alphabetise my play-bills, and download whole sound-tracks when I only wanted to listen to one song once.
(via believe-in-the-power-of-broadway)

