I like being socially akward and doing hood rat things.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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(via prolusion)

(Source: hazelhirao, via exp1red-dreams)

Everyone has a 2 AM and a 2 PM personality.
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kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

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F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via asymmetricconstellations)

The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
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2 days ago

dirkar:

when ppl call me cute i blush a lot and die,

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kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

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1 week ago
me:yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
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1 week ago

kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

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vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

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